I'm on angel, honest! The horns are just there to keep the halo straight.
Ethernet (n) : Something used to catch the etherbunny
Quark - the sound made by a well-bred duck
It might look like I'm doing nothing, but at the cellular level I'm really quite busy.
We've heard that a million monkeys at a million keyboards could produce the complete works of Shakespeare; now, thanks to the Internet, we know that is not true.
Xenaphobia - fear of warrior princesses
(thanks Justin!)
I am currently estranged form God. There isnt room for both of us in my universe! - Dave Chapman
It's fine. You eat the last tea cake - I'll just eat you. - Dave Chapman.
Is your work done? Are all pigs fed, watered and ready to fly?....
conclision - where hypotheses collide
boy, n.: A noise with dirt on it.
Other favourite quotations:
Banacek's Eighteenth Polish Proverb: The hippo has no sting, but the wise man would rather be sat upon by the bee.
Origin unknown: "If brains were gunpowder, she couldn't blow her hat off"
Laws are like sausages; the more you know about where they came from, the less respect you have for them.
Irrigation of the land with seawater desalinated by fusion power is ancient. It's called 'rain'.
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
